Venture Brothers hilarity for all of you
Aug. 17th, 2009 01:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grape_sodaSo, my sister and I did a little Venture Bros. roleplay over Gaiaonline, and this is what it resulted in...
Brock is a homo with a sailor mouth, Hank won the lottery, and Rusty has an exploding head!
Voice: Guess who won the Spanish national lottery?...it was Hank. Better luck next time, Dean.
Dean: Darn it!
Voice: That was dangerously close to cursing, young man.
Dean: Daddy?
Rusty: Damn right it's your father, Dean.*enters*
Dean: You're cussing!!!!
Rusty: Your father is a grown man and he can curse if he wants to, son.
Dean: Well how come I can't?
Rusty: Because daddy doesn't want you boys to turn out like Brock.
Dean: But Brock is cool!
Rusty: Brock may be "cool", but he's also a gambling homosexual with a sailor mouth.
Dean: What's a homosexual?
Rusty: A homosexual is... when... a daddy loves another daddy instead of a mommy.
Dean: Oh. Why would a daddy not love a mommy?
Rusty: Because sometimes a mommy leaves a daddy handcuffed to the railing a t a motel and drives off to Colorado and 3 in the morning and never comes back and another daddy is the only one there for him when the whiskey wears off.
Dean: Daddy? What are you talking about?
Rusty: Something that happened a very long time ago, Dean. Now finish your leeks.
Dean: We're not having leeks...
Rusty: WELL. How would you like to ride in a helicopter, sport?
Dean: Boy would I!!
Rusty: Well then.. Finish your leeks.
Dean: I don't have any leeks.
Rusty: Then for the love of god, be quiet!
Dean: But Daddy!!
Rusty: But nothing! If you want to ride the helicopter, then be quiet! Daddy's head is going to explode if you don't.
Dean: ok. *sighs* ....
Rusty: That's a good boy.
Dean: I'm bored.
Rusty: Then go find your brother *massages temples and sighs*
Dean: I wanna play with YOU, daddy!
Rusty: Dean, the way I see it this could go one of two ways. Number one is that you go find Hank and play with HIM, and number two is that I have an anuerism and die right on top of my breakfast.
Dean: But I don't know where Hank is. What's an anuerism, anyways?
Rusty: It's when a vein in daddy's head explodes because he doesn't get any peace and quiet.
Dean: That sounds bad. Can I have the corn flakes?
Rusty: Yes Dean, yes you can. *hands cornflakes*
Dean: Thanks, daddy! *pours cornflakes into bowl*
Rusty: Remember what I said about exploding, Dean?
Dean: kinda...
Rusty: Well, if you're not quiet, daddy's head will explode.
Dean: WOW! Like in a movie?
Rusty: Sort of like in a movie. Only you'll also be grounded, which I'm guessing wouldn't happen in the movie.
Dean: aaaaaaawwwwwwwww! I don't wanna be grounded!
Rusty: Then please shut up.
Dean: I can't believe you would say that! *pouts*
Rusty: Shut up, Dean *puts head on table* Just shut up. Please.
Dean: Fine! Maybe I WILL shut up! Let's see how you like that, eh daddy? *pouts harder*
Rusty: THANK YOU, Dean. There's a good boy.
Dean: *whispers* Can you pass the milk please, Brock?
Brock: *loudly* No problem, Dean *passes milk*
Dean: SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *screaming* IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET, DADDY'S HEAD WILL EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!
Rusty: BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT UP! *pounds on table*
Dean: SORRY!!!!!!!
Rusty: I meant NOW!
Dean: *quietly* ok.
Rusty: *sighs heavily and closes eyes*
Hank: Morning, everybody!
Dean: Hiya, Hank! *covers mouth* sorry , daddy.
Rusty: that's fine, now excuse me while I keel over in my omelette
Hank: did I miss something?
Dean: Daddy's gonna explode.
Hank: Ohhhhhhhhh....
Brock: How about you boys go play in the cherry orchard?
Dean: We have a cherry orchard?
Brock: ...
Hank: Hey Dean! I won the Spanish national lottery!
Dean: I heard!
Orpheus: That's amazing! *swooshes*
Hank: Gee, thanks for the support, Mr. O!
Orpheus: But of course!
Brock: When exactly did he get here?
Hank: hey, yeah! When DID you get here?
Orpheus: What are you talking about? I just walked through the door!
Dean: He did!
Hank: Aww, darn it! I was hoping there was a mystery to solve!
Brock: Why don't you two solve the mystery of how that piece of toast got on the floor? *points*
Dean: Boy howdy! We sure will!
Hank: You can count on us, Brock! *throws self on floor*
That's all for now XD I might post more of this RP soon. I just get a kick out of it.
Brock is a homo with a sailor mouth, Hank won the lottery, and Rusty has an exploding head!
Voice: Guess who won the Spanish national lottery?...it was Hank. Better luck next time, Dean.
Dean: Darn it!
Voice: That was dangerously close to cursing, young man.
Dean: Daddy?
Rusty: Damn right it's your father, Dean.*enters*
Dean: You're cussing!!!!
Rusty: Your father is a grown man and he can curse if he wants to, son.
Dean: Well how come I can't?
Rusty: Because daddy doesn't want you boys to turn out like Brock.
Dean: But Brock is cool!
Rusty: Brock may be "cool", but he's also a gambling homosexual with a sailor mouth.
Dean: What's a homosexual?
Rusty: A homosexual is... when... a daddy loves another daddy instead of a mommy.
Dean: Oh. Why would a daddy not love a mommy?
Rusty: Because sometimes a mommy leaves a daddy handcuffed to the railing a t a motel and drives off to Colorado and 3 in the morning and never comes back and another daddy is the only one there for him when the whiskey wears off.
Dean: Daddy? What are you talking about?
Rusty: Something that happened a very long time ago, Dean. Now finish your leeks.
Dean: We're not having leeks...
Rusty: WELL. How would you like to ride in a helicopter, sport?
Dean: Boy would I!!
Rusty: Well then.. Finish your leeks.
Dean: I don't have any leeks.
Rusty: Then for the love of god, be quiet!
Dean: But Daddy!!
Rusty: But nothing! If you want to ride the helicopter, then be quiet! Daddy's head is going to explode if you don't.
Dean: ok. *sighs* ....
Rusty: That's a good boy.
Dean: I'm bored.
Rusty: Then go find your brother *massages temples and sighs*
Dean: I wanna play with YOU, daddy!
Rusty: Dean, the way I see it this could go one of two ways. Number one is that you go find Hank and play with HIM, and number two is that I have an anuerism and die right on top of my breakfast.
Dean: But I don't know where Hank is. What's an anuerism, anyways?
Rusty: It's when a vein in daddy's head explodes because he doesn't get any peace and quiet.
Dean: That sounds bad. Can I have the corn flakes?
Rusty: Yes Dean, yes you can. *hands cornflakes*
Dean: Thanks, daddy! *pours cornflakes into bowl*
Rusty: Remember what I said about exploding, Dean?
Dean: kinda...
Rusty: Well, if you're not quiet, daddy's head will explode.
Dean: WOW! Like in a movie?
Rusty: Sort of like in a movie. Only you'll also be grounded, which I'm guessing wouldn't happen in the movie.
Dean: aaaaaaawwwwwwwww! I don't wanna be grounded!
Rusty: Then please shut up.
Dean: I can't believe you would say that! *pouts*
Rusty: Shut up, Dean *puts head on table* Just shut up. Please.
Dean: Fine! Maybe I WILL shut up! Let's see how you like that, eh daddy? *pouts harder*
Rusty: THANK YOU, Dean. There's a good boy.
Dean: *whispers* Can you pass the milk please, Brock?
Brock: *loudly* No problem, Dean *passes milk*
Dean: SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *screaming* IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET, DADDY'S HEAD WILL EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!
Rusty: BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT UP! *pounds on table*
Dean: SORRY!!!!!!!
Rusty: I meant NOW!
Dean: *quietly* ok.
Rusty: *sighs heavily and closes eyes*
Hank: Morning, everybody!
Dean: Hiya, Hank! *covers mouth* sorry , daddy.
Rusty: that's fine, now excuse me while I keel over in my omelette
Hank: did I miss something?
Dean: Daddy's gonna explode.
Hank: Ohhhhhhhhh....
Brock: How about you boys go play in the cherry orchard?
Dean: We have a cherry orchard?
Brock: ...
Hank: Hey Dean! I won the Spanish national lottery!
Dean: I heard!
Orpheus: That's amazing! *swooshes*
Hank: Gee, thanks for the support, Mr. O!
Orpheus: But of course!
Brock: When exactly did he get here?
Hank: hey, yeah! When DID you get here?
Orpheus: What are you talking about? I just walked through the door!
Dean: He did!
Hank: Aww, darn it! I was hoping there was a mystery to solve!
Brock: Why don't you two solve the mystery of how that piece of toast got on the floor? *points*
Dean: Boy howdy! We sure will!
Hank: You can count on us, Brock! *throws self on floor*
That's all for now XD I might post more of this RP soon. I just get a kick out of it.
